100 Fastest Cars of 1984: 90-81.

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07/25/2018 at 18:00 • Filed to: 100 Fastest Cars of 1984, USELESSLISTS, Volvo, Rover, Mitsubishi, Opel, Peugeot, Ford Werke, Ford, Daihatsu, 1984, Year of the Twingo

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Sporting pretensions increase, as we move further up the ranks in !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

90. Volvo 240 Turbo

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155 PS | 1380 kg | 112 PS/t

Punching square holes in the air at frightening speeds, it’s the original turbo brick. Forced induction in Volvos was a novel idea at the time yet, with major success in the European Touring Car Championship of 1985, it’s clear the idea took off. Remember, these cars were not always of cult status: they earned it.

89. Rover Montego 2.0 MGi

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117 PS | 1030 kg | 114 PS/t

Here is a car which failed to lose its image problem too easily. Even with visible MG logos and fuel-injection, some questionable quality led it to become yet another source of comedy among the British Leyland circus. Regardless, much like the red seat belts, its admirable performance proved difficult to ignore.

88. Mitsubishi Galant/Eterna Lambda

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145 PS | 1275 kg | 114 PS/t

Meet the Dodge Challenger. As much as the history books try to forget, this very car once held the iconic nameplate in hopes to impress the American public. Muscle car this was not, for what Mitsubishi created was a cruiser with little tolerance for the quarter mile; its lovely pillar-less doors were what mattered.

87. Opel Ascona 1.8i

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115 PS | 1010 kg | 114 PS/t

Known in Britain as the Vauxhall Cavalier, this vehicle became the ultimate object of desire for sales representatives across the country, all for the want of an ‘i’ badge to boast about. It was a strange time indeed, as some knew this car was based on the unfortunate GM J-body. Still, in this guise it was plenty fast.

86. Talbot Samba Rallye

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89 PS | 780 kg | 114 PS/t

It brings me great sadness to announce that no hi-res colour press photos could be found for the Rallye model, so you will have to settle for the Samba Symba. In contrast, when the Peugeot-owned Talbot brand went under, very few felt sad: fewer noticed entirely. This underrated pocket rocket became their eulogy.

85. Ford Escort XR3i

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105 PS | 920 kg | 114 PS/t

Americans are still fighting over Mustangs and Camaros, but in Europe, pub brawls brewed over the Escort XR3i and Golf GTI. Both cars were largely similar in respects, serving as the staple hot hatches for the decade, but it appears the GTI has the upper hand on this list. Again, you can’t go wrong with either.

84. Ford Fiesta XR2

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96 PS | 840 kg | 114 PS/t

Scratch that, it looks like the Escort’s baby brother has pipped it to the post (albeit by a few decimal places), talk about rubbing salt in the wound. Lacking the magic of fuel injection, it was never going to challenge the likes of the famed 205 GTI, but it would at least bring a smile to anyone at the wheel.

83. Rover MG Metro Turbo

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94 PS | 820 kg | 115 PS/t

Even the Fiesta was unsafe from hot hatch competition, in this case being beaten by yet another problem child from British Leyland. It’s not hard to see why though, as the combination of a mighty turbo and light weight was perfect. Sadly, that wasn’t enough, ongoing weight reduction via iron oxide killed many.

82. Ford LTD 4.9 CFI

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167 PS | 1442 kg | 116 PS/t

Before the later Taurus SHO adapted the role, this was an American four-door which possessed the ability to challenge any unsuspecting sports car. With (single-point) injection, (front) disc brakes and (almost) five litres of raw engine to play with, it has since remained criminally overlooked to this day.

81. Daihatsu Charade DeTomaso Turbo

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80 PS | 690 kg | 116 PS/t

Yes, a Daihatsu was faster than all those previous cars. No, it’s not a joke. Rather, it’s proof of concept, essentially an exaggerated take on the Metro Turbo formula. The whole package isn’t far off an original Mini in weight, so when DeTomaso of supercar fame got their hands on it: warp speed approached.

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Stay tuned next time as we enter an even greater supply of turbocharged beasts.

All photos sourced from WheelsAge.org.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > RT
07/25/2018 at 18:31

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I want that Daihatsu. It looks like tons of fun.


Kinja'd!!! RT > punkgoose17
07/25/2018 at 18:40

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Heck yeah! It was one of the best products of the lasting  but long-forgotten Innocenti/DeTomaso/Daihatsu love triangle. I want one too.

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Kinja'd!!! Tristan > RT
07/25/2018 at 19:39

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Always have and always will want an LTD LX.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Tristan
07/25/2018 at 19:50

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I’m glad to see that someone else on Oppo still remembers and appreciates it. : D


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > RT
07/25/2018 at 19:53

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80s Fords are best Fords.

EXP, TurboCoupe, Mark VII, Escort GT, Fox Mustang, boxy Panthers... I love them all!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tristan
07/25/2018 at 20:40

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Is that a Fox platform? Sure l ooks like one


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/25/2018 at 21:04

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Yes it is. YES IT IS!!!!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
07/25/2018 at 21:51

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Nice I’d love a Fermont Futura. Same basic concept but two door 


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/25/2018 at 23:47

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I want a box top Fairmont with a 347/T5 set up for carving canyons!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tristan
07/26/2018 at 06:06

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That would be suck 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > RT
07/26/2018 at 08:11

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Talbot please.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > RT
07/26/2018 at 08:33

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That Talbot engine was great. I have that same engine (but downgraded to a single carb by the PO) in a base model Peugeot 205. The transmission uses the engine oil, the engine itself is tilted at a rather odd angle (72°).

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Kinja'd!!! RT > duurtlang
07/26/2018 at 09:14

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Huh, that’s interesting, 72 degrees is definitely rather odd for an engine.

I wonder if you’ll see a 205 later in the list. ;P


Kinja'd!!! RT > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/26/2018 at 09:16

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Yeah, I’m a fan too . Make sure it still has all the factory go-faster stripes and decals on it for maximum effect.

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > RT
07/26/2018 at 09:22

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GIB!


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > RT
07/26/2018 at 10:52

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1984 didn’t have the full lineup, but there was the 80 hp ~790kg XT which I guess just missed this list. And the slightly heavier 1.6 GTi with 105 hp. Should be in there!

My other 205, a convertible, has 150 hp on 959 kg :)